om can be interpreted as “In all martial arts, only speed is invincible” or “The greatest martial arts technique is unmatched speed.” It emphasizes the significance of agility and quickness in martial arts, suggesting that being fast and nimble can overcome any defense or technique.

At this moment, both of them were left with just a sliver of health.
Whoever had a faster reaction would come out on top.

Shen Yanming thought that a player whose main role was a healer couldn’t possibly be faster than him, no matter what.

But he had underestimated My Milk’s Not Working.

The Destroyer approached the Little White Wolf while dodging most of the darts with agile footwork, appearing as if they were going to take all the skill damage but actually managing to avoid most of the darts.
In the end, they dealt a fatal blow to the Little White Wolf, securing the first kill.

The Little White Wolf respawned on the spot, and the Destroyer’s state was fully restored by the system.

Ten minutes had passed in the game.
The Destroyer had two kills, and Little White Wolf had one.

My Milk’s Not Working won.

Shen Yanming lost the match, but his fighting spirit was ignited.
He pulled My Milk’s Not Working for another round.

He couldn’t believe it!

This time, My Milk’s Not Working still used the Destroyer.

After the previous match, Shen Yanming thought that he had grasped some of My Milk’s Not Working’s tactics and prepared countermeasures.
However, to his surprise, My Milk’s Not Working employed a different strategy in this match.

The tank had a taunting skill that could redirect enemy units’ or monsters’ attacks towards themselves.

At the beginning of the match, My Milk’s Not Working didn’t appear directly in the center of the map.
Instead, he triggered random events all over the map, attracting a horde of monsters.
By the time he appeared before Little White Wolf with a group of large and small monsters, he was already in a near-death state.

[I’m Messing Around Again]: ?

Just a single basic attack from Little White Wolf could kill the Destroyer… or maybe these monsters could take care of the Destroyer without White Wolf doing anything.

However, before Little White Wolf could react, the Destroyer swiftly used a taunt skill, causing the swarm of monsters to pounce on Little White Wolf.

White Wolf was a squishy character without damage reduction skills.
They couldn’t withstand the attacks from so many monsters and quickly met their demise.

[I’m Messing Around Again]: …

My Milk’s Not Working won another match.

[I’m Messing Around Again]: Wife, you have too many tricks up your sleeve.
I can’t handle it qoq

After typing this message, Shen Yanming leaned back and let out a sigh.

[My Milk’s Not Working]: Are you up for another round?

Shen Yanming straightened up.

[I’m Messing Around Again]: Let’s go! A real man can go seven times in one night! Let’s continue!

[My Milk’s Not Working]: …

The two of them played several more matches, switching roles and characters.
This time, Shen Yanming didn’t get completely beaten, but winning was still a struggle.

However, it felt somewhat frustrating.

My Milk’s Not Working could excel in any position, had strong skills, and always came up with unexpected and dirty tricks that were hard to defend against.

No, was the TMM team really this insane? Even a second-rate healer like My Milk’s Not Working could defeat him?

Shen Yanming released his grip on the mouse and raised his hand to his eyes, taking a look.

Was it because he hadn’t undergone extensive training after his rebirth, so his game sense was fine, but his reaction speed couldn’t keep up?

There might be some reasons like that.

However, Shen Yanming still felt that something was off and he couldn’t pinpoint exactly what was wrong.

Even if he had become weaker, it shouldn’t be this pitiful.
Did he really underestimate My Milk’s Not Working to such an extent?

In his previous life, he spent the whole year training and competing.
He had faced many skilled players, but there were few who excelled in every position.

Kong was one of the few who could play everything but chose to stick with healer in competitive matches.
Some people even jokingly said that if Kong had the ability to split himself, he could form an invincible team on his own.

But My Milk’s Not Working turned out to be just as amazing.

Shen Yanming sighed once again.

He was indeed a bit frustrated, but his frustration mainly stemmed from himself—he felt like he had become somewhat inferior.

Regarding My Mik’s Not Working, rationally speaking, Shen Yanming genuinely admired him.

At this moment, he suppressed his own trivial frustration, and generously praised My Milk’s Not Working.

[I’m Messing Around Again]: My wife is so strong

[I’m Messing Around Again]: Are all the nannies in your TMM team monsters? Or is it that during training, you have to practice every position? That can’t be true, right?

[I’m Messing Around Again]: I’ve decided, I must practice more in private

[I’m Messing Around Again]: Next time, it’s my turn to hammer you

[I’m Messing Around Again]: But seriously, wife, I really admire you now o

He Changkong originally wanted to say that Shen Yanming wasn’t playing poorly, but he just played for a shorter amount of time.
Given enough time and practice, Shen Yanming could undoubtedly surpass him.

But upon seeing Shen Yanming’s message, he had an inexplicable thought.

As if controlled by some external force, he typed out a line.

[My Milk’s Not Working]: What about your Kong Shen?

Shen Yanming replied quickly.

[I’m Messing Around Again]: Huh? What are you thinking? Even if you’re amazing, the one I love will always be him.

As he spoke, Shen Yanming’s playful side suddenly emerged!

[I’m Messing Around Again]: You need to understand your place.
You’re just a substitute.
I call you my wife only because I see him through you!

[My Milk’s Not Working]: …

[I’m Messing Around Again]: Don’t use ellipsis.
When you use ellipsis, you’re not like him anymore.

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1Appearance rate: rate of being chosen to play2Whac-a-Mole is a popular arcade game where the player’s objective is to hit or “whack” as many mole heads as possible that randomly pop up from various holes in a game board.3In the world of martial arts, speed was everything: “天下武功,唯快不破” (Tiānxià wǔgōng, wéi kuài bùpò), a chinese idoms It is commonly attributed to the martial arts novel “The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber” by Jin Yong.
The idiom can be interpreted as “In all martial arts, only speed is invincible” or “The greatest martial arts technique is unmatched speed.” It emphasizes the significance of agility and quickness in martial arts, suggesting that being fast and nimble can overcome any defense or technique.

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