Summoners Wings

”Iris, can you not do that? ” The King asked.

”Sure. But I want to. ” She put more food in her mouth. Clearly completely unconcerned with his image.

”I will have to add an etiquette teacher to the list of things I need to provide you with. ”

”Don bother. I already Know most that shit. I just ain gonna do it. ”

”Come now Iris. I Know you do not care for me- ”

”To put it nicely, ” she quipped.

”You will be the new face of the Kingdom- ”

”Against my will. ”

”You must behave as a proper Heir. I am sure that the school taught you the bare minimum so we will build on that. ”

”I was the headmistress personal Slave. I know all about noble womens etiquette. I ain doing it… Got that? My Lord King? ” the sarcasm seemed to drip from her mouth with each word. After she finished her bowl of food she removed the boiling pot from the stove top. She Drained the water and put her cooked food into the now empty bowl. ”I shall return to my room now. If you require my presence…Don , ” She said, walking from the room. She may have been perfectly capable of acting like any other Noble. Thing is she would never act like them. She hated their kind. She was never raised to be one. Never supposed to be upper class. Now that she was forced to be so she would force them to see that the lower class were people too. The five guards promptly followed after her. They also started laughing as soon as the door closed, ”I officially love you! ”

”Marry me! ” Tim said through his laugh.

”Nah, Im still young, I think Ill keep my options open. ” Her retort sent them into another round of laughs.

”Ouch, ” Jack laughed.

”I think she just hurt his man pride, ” Sila barked out.

”Damn she savage! ” Sal said.

”I love it. Tell me no again, please my lady? ” Tim asked.

”Masochist! ” Anita yelled. That sent even Iris over the edge. The six of them were still laughing as they walked through the door to her room. Iris noticed the ripped gown and stockings had disappeared from the room. The bed was made. The balcony doors opened and a table with chairs had magically appeared. Vases of flowers were on every bedside table.

”Damn! ” Iris said. ”Those maids are **ing ninjas! ” The room appeared as if no one had been in there ever. Untouched. Unlived in. Yet, waiting for the masters return. It both impressed her and made her want to trash the place. With a sigh she made her way out onto the balcony. She placed her bowl on the table. She stared out at the gardens. ”I take it all these flowers are supposed to make me happy? ” She questioned. She did not expect an answer but she got one.

”Yes. The Magic test showed that your magic takes the form of certain flowers, ” Tom said from where he leaned against one of the balcony doors.

”All this space and they use it for flowers. Ridiculous! It would be better to use it for fruits and vegetables, ” She shook her head and turned her back to the scene. It had been a long time since she had had so much good food. She intended to enjoy it while it lasted. The other children back at the Orphanage would often poison her food. It was why she learned to cook for herself. They had just found other ways. Over the years she had slowly grown pretty tolerant to most poisons. It had surprised her to have a drug in tea work on her. Most sleep drugs had stopped working on her years ago. Must have been quite potent to work so well. While she ate she decided to go over introductions