Please, I Really Didn’t Want To Fall in Love With My Master!

Chapter 1: Romance? I am a master at this!

Xuanling Mountain, the apex of the Immortal Ascension Platform

A tall and imposing figure stood against the wind, his white clothes and long hair elegantly fluttering.
Several disciples stood whispering not far away.

“Sheng Zi* has been watching the scenery for three hours now, doesn’t he need to cultivate?” a young disciple curiously asked.

[T/N：圣子/Sheng Zi, The disciple with the highest advancement in cultivation in the whole sect]

“Hush, what the heck do you know! With Sheng Zi’s cultivation level, a flash of enlightenment is far more important than cultivation.
Be careful where you’re headed lest you disturb Sheng Zi’s comprehension!” the senior disciple reprimanded in a low voice.

Hiss!

The young disciple immediately fell silent.
Thinking of Sheng Zi’s rumored ruthless persona, he couldn’t help but shrink back and dared not say anything more.

On the other side, the female disciples looked at Sheng Zi with adoring gazes.

“Sheng Zi is worthy of being the reincarnation of the Great Immortal Emperor.
He is entering a deep comprehensive state again!”

“His Excellency’s comprehension has gone on for half a month, right? What a powerful comprehension skill!”

“Sheng Zi is so handsome!”

“Even with his back facing us, I can still feel his aloof temperament!”

“Ah, I really want to become his Human Cauldron*…”

[*TL note: “Human Cauldrons” are victims who are drained of their vital energies by a malicious person.
This is normally done through Dual Cultivation (sex).]

…

However, at this moment, the “Sheng Zi” Li Ran’s mood was not good at all.

“What the hell are they talking about?”

Comprehension?

Yes, he knew every letter of this word, C-O-M-P-R-E-H-E-N-S-I-O-N.
But when talking about the action itself, he could not understand a single thing about it.
In fact, he stood there pretending to be in a deep state of comprehension.

Half a month ago, upon arriving in this world of cultivation, Li Ran had just acclimatized to his new identity- Sheng Zi of the Devil Sect.
The one well known for having temperamental outbursts and ruthless actions.

He had once coveted a treasure.
In order to attain it, he stirred up a fight between two big sects, leading to one of them being completely annihilated.
He had also chased righteous sect disciples thousands of miles for an immortal inheritance once and completely wiped them out.

Even for the disciples in his sect, as long as they offended him, the lightest punishment was suffering the pain of the flesh, the worst being crippling their cultivation.
In short, he was a man devoid of the slightest compassion.
He was an extremely indifferent egoist.
A typical villain.

But such a villain actually had a handsome appearance as if he was blessed by the Goddess of Beauty.
He had star-shaped brows and sword-slitted eyes, even the sun and the moon would be eclipsed by his peerless appearance.

So, no matter what wicked things he did, girls would still swoon over him.

…

“What a fuck, even if I am a villain, why cripple my cult