My Girlfriend is the Cutest in the World

CH 19.1

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Because they went on the bumper cars just now, her hair that was tied up was a little loose.
The top of her head was also a little messy, looking fluffy.

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He walked side by side with her, hesitating for a moment, but still brought up the question that’d been living rent-free in his mind for so many days, “Lu Yuanyuan.”

“Hmm?” She tilted her head.

“You’re tutoring…” He stopped again.

Trying to find a way to ask the question a little more naturally.

“Are you tutoring a high school or middle school student?”

If it was a middle schooler, it would be okay.
After all, they’re just a little runt, what could-

“High school, ah.” Lu Yuanyuan didn’t feel anything wrong, and added: “They’re particularly cute, and smart.”

“……”

Cute?? Smart??

Su Lin felt that he was suddenly stabbed twice.

“What’s wrong, senior?”

“……”

Forget it, he’ll break the pot1.

He asked directly, “Is it a boy?”

Lu Yuanyuan froze for a moment then shook her head, “It’s a girl.”

“……”

A girl?

????

He raised his hand and pressed the corner of his eyes, giving an unperturbed “mm”.

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He turned his face away from her to silently laughing.

–

Attraction: [Deceiving Haunted House]

“The little train to hell will be departing! Each ride is limited to 20 passengers, and we have a special service on the train, hoho~

“All passengers need to wear the headphones we provided.
Listen to the story as you travel through the scenery of hell.

“Have a nice trip!”

“……”

This was so, so different from what Su Lin imagined.

What kind of messed-up haunted house was this? Wearing headphones to listen to ghost stories? Riding on a small train?

Su Lin read the whole introduction, sighed, then took Lu Yuanyuan to line up.
They were just in time to be the last two of the next group getting on.

Entering the haunted house, he saw the small train’s seats that were arranged close to each other.

It was surprisingly….
single-person seating.

Su Lin looked at it, and didn’t have the energy to sigh, “I’ll sit behind you.”

After thinking about it, he added: “Saving you from being afraid.”

This haunted house was too quirky.
Everything from the how-to guide, such as taking the opportunity to hold hands when she was scared, he couldn’t do at all.

….
This fucking one-seater small train.

He accepted it.

He gave up.

“Okay.” Lu Yuanyuan nodded, sitting down in the penultimate seat.

After reading through the rules, Lu Yuanyuan felt that this “Deceptive Haunted House” wasn’t actually very scary.

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The entire design of the haunted house was mimicking a tunnel within a cave, surrounded by walls of unknown materials.
The cave entrance behind Su Lin was becoming a faint green light.

Without waiting for her to observe a while longer, a recording of a train whistle rang out, accompanied with the staff worker’s shout, “Everyone sit tight! Remember to wear your headphones! Those who don’t wear headphones will be haunted by ghosts!”

“?!”

Lu Yuanyuan originally didn’t intend to wear the headphones.

But….
she’d be haunted if she didn’t wear them??

The train has already started moving.
She hurriedly picked up the headphones hanging next to the seat, putting them on in a flurry.

The headphones went over her ears, and were pretty noise-cancelling.
Right as she put it on, a female voice began to faintly sound.

At first, Lu Yuanyuan’s hands were gripping her pants, trembling with nervousness.
But after listening to it, she felt that the narration was quite interesting.

Interesting, and accompanied with a lot of suspense.
For example, when will the protagonist find out that there was a ghost haunting the house, or what the ghost will do.

So, she was in a state of half-fear and half-anticipation.

About five minutes later, the headphones transmitted: “…… At this time, the female ghost that had been lurking in the room for a long time suddenly appeared behind Xia Ming and….
gave her a tap-“

To recap, the female ghost had been lurking for a long time and was about to appear.

Lu Yuanyuan’s nerves were tense.
Just as the female voice paused to build suspense…

Her shoulder was suddenly tapped.

She….
was tapped!

Her entire body instantly froze.

Her brain had completely shut off.
She could only widen her eyes, looking at the pitch black darkness in front of her as she held her breath.

The next second, from the headphones came the protagonist Xia Ming’s ear-piercing scream—

Lu Yuanyuan felt like a switch was suddenly flipped.

She instantly crouched down in her seat, letting out a loud scream.
She raised a hand and put it on the shoulder of the person in front of her to ask for help, but she didn’t expect the person in front of her to start screaming too.

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She didn’t know what was happening, nor did she know what had tapped her.
She didn’t dare to leave her small seat.
All she knew was that the whole train seemed to be screaming.
Their “train from hell” stopped midway, and went backwards, returning to the cave’s entrance.

After the train stopped, she was still crouching in the car.
She sensed that someone was calling her, and when she looked up, she saw Su Lin’s familiar face.

He looked at her with a very anxious expression, “What happened to you? Why did you crouch down when I tapped you?”

“……???” He was the one who tapped on her?!

Just as the words fell, Su Lin watched as the person in front of him’s face instantly changed.

“Senior!” Lu Yuanyuan’s eyes were red, her voice trembling, looking both angry and wronged, “Why did you intentionally scare me!”

“…… “Su Lin was completely confused.

She covered her eyes with one hand and thought of the scene just now again, “You convinced me to come to the haunted house just to scare me, right!”

“……”

“You told me not to be afraid! You were the one who made me come! You actually scared me on purpose!”

As she spoke, her eyes grew redder and redder.

A few seconds later, tears began to fall, more teardrops following the first, her mouth also not stopping, “Wah2, really scary ah….”

Su Lin: “……”

He looked at her with her head down, desperately rubbed her eyes, and felt an ache and softness in his heart, but he didn’t know how to comfort her.

Furthermore, he didn’t know where to start comforting….?

Su Lin didn’t understand at all.

All he did was tap her, so why on earth was she scared to this extent?

“I didn’t intentionally scare you.” He squatted down and tried to explain carefully, “Just now… after the ride started, I found out that my headphones seemed to be broken.”

“……” Lu Yuanyuan lifted her head, her eyes hazy with tears.

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“After waiting for a while, there was still no sound, so I wanted to ask you….” Su Lin observed her expression, “I wanted to ask you if your headphones had sound.”

“……?”

“Then, you just… started screaming.
I saw you tap the person in front of you, then they also started screaming… then the ride was full of people crazy to get off.
The staff thought something was wrong…”

Saying crazy was an understatement.

That scene, it was simply like they were possessed.

After speaking, Su Lin was still confused: “So, in the end… what happened?”

“……”

Lu Yuanyuan was also confused.

His headphones were broken?

His headphones….
were broken before tapping her?

Lu Yuanyuan:…….

Lu Yuanyuan buried her face into her knees: T^T

The author has something to say.

Lu OO: angry crying T^T

Lin ge: Fuck this garbage amusement park!!! Garbage how-to guide!!! Garbage Qin Fang!!!