I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

bama, “Stop licking it. The apples in China are all covered in pesticide, so now you need to get your stomach pumped when we go home.”

Then Ai Mi lowered her voice and asked again like she was trying to buy drugs: “Do you sell cola here?”

The auntie was baffled after being stared at Obama, she shook her head and said: “We dont sell cola here, its full of chemicals. My fruits are way better than cola.”

Ai Mi lost interest once she heard they didnt have what she wanted, she clicked her tongue and said:

“What kind of store is it if it doesnt even have cola.”

Then she left the Auntie and turned to leave.

She saw me right when she turned around.

“Huh, manservant, are you following me?”

It was a coincidence. Its hard not to notice you when you have blond hair and youre walking a large dog.

“Its nothing to feel embarrassed about.” Ai Mi said complacently, “Since youre a lowly manservant who loves me and youre also the slave I love.”

“Here, you hold the leash for a while.”

Ai Mi handed over control of Obama to me. We both walked down the spacious street with the afternoon sun shining brightly on us.

As we were chatting, I suddenly realized Ai Mi was gone. I looked around and found her hiding behind me to avoid the sun.

“Manservant, when can you get as big as Peng TouSi so that your shadow can completely cover me.”

Ai Mi didnt seem pleased that my shadow could only cover a part of her.

Im sorry, but theres no way I would ever get as large as Peng TouSi, hes nearly the same size as the Hulk! Or are you willing to expose your brother to gamma radiation just so you can hide from UV rays?

“Oh right, Kyle has been playing clap clap clap recently.”

Ai Mi suddenly said.

Clap clap… isnt that a slang for intercourse? I mean Kyle is already over 18, so I dont care who he has sex with, but dont cause negative influences to my sister.

“Hes absorbed to the point where he would do it whenever he has nothing else to do on set.”

I could understand getting absorbed, but what do you mean on set? XXX on set? The open mindedness of Americans is completely changing my worldview.

“Kyle not only plays with himself, but also keeps recommending it to others as a way to reduce stress. He even asked me yesterday if I wanted to do it with him…”

Shit, does he want to die? Ill give Xiao Qin a call and tell her to let the triads kidnap him!

“Hmph, theres no way I would play such a childish game with him. I can also reduce stress by eating chips and drinking cola.”

As expected of my sister to thoroughly reject him, but to think chips is better than clap clap… most people can eat chips first before they are allowed to clap clap…

“But after Kyle left, I was a bit bored and played it with myself a bit and it was quite fun.”

Wait… wait, what did you say? What do you mean played it by yourself? Dont you need at least two people to play?

Or are you… did you DIY it yourself in the RV? Thats way too much information.

“Now I feel empty without clap clap clap for a day…”

Now youre addicted? No need to tell me, because theres nothing I can do for you.

“Hey, manservant, you look a bit off.”

Ai Mi gazed at me curiously.

Thats because of the topic youre talking about!

Ai Mi got happier the worse I looked. She covered her mouth and snickered:

“Are you jealous because Kyle and I are playing clap clap clap by ourselves without calling you? How about we play together next time.”

Stop… how can you mention a taboo so casually. I never knew I had such a shameless sister.

Ai Mi kicked a pebble that was on the street.

“Oh right, you cant play without the proper tools.”

Ai Mi reached into her pocket and pulled out something.

I cant look. If its a tool for that, then it has to be a condom! I cant believe my sister has already degenerated to the point where she would casually carry around condoms. Where did it all go wrong?

What Ai Mi took out was actually a folded sheet of bubble wrap. Over half of the bubbles on one side had been popped.

“Heres the trending clap clap clap game. Every time you pop a bubble, it sounds like a clap. Do you want to give it a try?”

Stop giving games random names! This childish game is usually something we only played in kindergarten!

Back in the days, the Little Tyrant would sit on my back with a sheet of bubble wrap on the back of my head. She would pop it for an entire afternoon and now my head hurts just hearing that sound.