I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

So I changed the topic towards her uncle who was both the principal and chairman of the Qing Zi education conglomerate.

“Wait, if your uncle is so successful, why were you living in those compounds with Auntie Ren when you were younger? Cant Auntie Ren find a good place to live just by acting cute towards her brother?”

“Oh that… my mom had a falling out with my grandfather and my uncle stood on his side, so my mom hated them both…”

So, Auntie Ren was living in an old house in a compound because she was having a fit? If she accepted her brothers help, then the Little Tyrant would have never become my neighbor! I hate Xiao Qins uncle so much. If youre going to be a siscon, then do your job properly! How could you let Auntie Ren live in that old house for so many years!

I think the reason Auntie Ren and gramps had a falling out was because Auntie Ren got married in Hong Kong without the approval of her parents. I think Xiao Qins father had the surname of Huo. No wonder gramps hates people named Huo. There was an article in a film magazine that described Auntie Rens story. Apparently, Huo still couldnt change his philanderous ways after being married to Auntie Ren and he ended up being caught in the act. Auntie Ren didnt give him a chance to explain and beat them silly and ran back to mainland China with her child.

I also hate Xiao Qins father. If he didnt betray Auntie Ren, then I wouldnt have been bullied by the Little Tyrant for so many years!

Its been so many years, but Auntie Ren and the gramps relationship still havent recovered. You can tell their relationship has improved a bit since Xiao Qin has learned Yin Yang Sanshou from gramps, but with his strange temper, he definitely would have said this to Auntie Ren:

“Didnt I tell you he wasnt trustworthy, why didnt you listen to your elders….”

Auntie Ren, who has an explosive temper, would have instantly erupted and split apart Xiao Qin and her father. Xiao Qins uncle would have tried his best to console both sides.

I suddenly thought of something.

“Xiao Qin, if youre uncle is both the chairman and the principal, it should be pretty easy for you to get your hands on a set of their uniform, right?”

“Thats right. I have a few sets of the female uniforms at home, I even have versions that are no longer used. Plus… I also asked my uncle for a few male outfits based on your body size, so we can use them as matching couples outfits…”

“About, about the button…” Xiao Qin stammered, “Its a rare chance to be able to sew clothes for you and to fulfill one of my top ten greatest wishes, so I couldnt give it up. That uniform who was picked clean of its buttons will also forgive me.”

Hell no it wont forgive you. Its going to fly out of the closet tonight and smother you to death in your sleep!

I returned Gong CaiCais language homework after I finished copying it, and she spoke feebly:

“Um… Ye Lin classmate, its better to do homework on your own….”

Gong CaiCais homework didnt stay in her hands for more than a second before if was snatched by Xiong YaoYue.

“Is Ye Lin done, then let me copy it.”

Gong CaiCai could only turn to Xiong YaoYue and say: “Xiao Xiong, its better to do the homework on your own…”

“I know, I know.” Xiong YaoYue said while copying, “Ill do tomorrows by myself. And lately I like the name Winnie, so call me Winnie instead of Xiao Xiong.”

“But… Winnie the Pooh is male…” Gong CaiCai said.

“How do you know hes male? Winnie the Pooh never wears pants, but I never see a dick between his leg.”

Gong CaiCais face turned red and became silent when the topic of dicks were brought up.

It seems Xiong YaoYue had already forgotten that in the alley yesterday she was also not wearing any pants like Winnie the Pooh.

By the way, in order to avoid conjectures, I have to make something clear: I didnt sell the underwear that Ai Mi gave to Xiong YaoYue to Director Cao.

It was… cremated! In order to stop its temptations, I burned it on the gas stove.

The flames shot up really high and it almost hit the kitchen hood and caused a fire! A man like me almost died to a pair of underwear!

After wrapping up with the underwear issue, I called Peng TouSi and asked about donating to the special needs school.

I only then found out that Peng TouSi donates half of his monthly income to that school. The school could only barely hold on with his generous contributions.

“Huh, Peng TouSi, youre a selfless model citizen. Its certain youre going to heaven if youve done this many good deeds.”

“I can only hope. Ive taken many lives before, so Im doing as much as I can right now to make up for it. If I cant go to heaven, then I cant meet the enchanting God.”

Are you still thinking of hooking up with God. Have you already resolved yourself to be the mistress between God and Mother Mary? If you succeed, then youll become Jesus stepmother. Should I try to get into a good relationship with you while youre still a mortal, so I would have someone covering for me after you become a god?

Finally, I transferred the ¥900 from Xiong YaoYue through online banking and asked Peng TouSi to donate it to the school.

In my eyes, Peng TouSi is even more reliable than the Red Cross.

Now, its time to go back to Monday after recounting the underwear and donation events.

Every time before gym class, the girls would have to change, so all the boys would be chased out the classroom. Today was no exception.

Xiao Qin who still wasnt participating in gym class, came next to me while I was practicing basketball and whispered:

“(*^__^*) Hehe… I found a secret. Someone as perverted as you would for sure be interested, do you want to know?”

Dont use the perverted adjective to describe me, at least use words like outstanding, or great, or divine.

“When everyone was changing in the classroom, I realized a lot of girls arent wearing bras because its too hot.”

“No way. Usually we sweat more when its hot out, so wouldnt that mean its more likely for them to expose themselves.”

“Its true.” Xiao Qin vowed, “The ones who were afraid of it sticking out used pasties, and they even compared whose pasties looked better!”

Its definitely a lie, but its a scene to yearn for…. a class full of nude girls huddling around and discussing pasties…

Xiao Qin exclaimed and seemed to have remembered something.

“The class leader wasnt wearing a bra and her pasty was in the shape of a shell.”

I am now positive youre lying. Theres no way she would come to school without underwear, and she would never use a pasty.

“Its your choice if you want to believe me.” Xiao Qin pouted, “Its getting hot, so the class leaders becoming more fickle. All secondary female characters have those personality traits.”

“The class leader must think shes like a mermaid with those shell pasties. You can go take a look if you dont believe me.”

Xiao Qin said as she pointed towards the volleyball court where the class leader was practicing.

I ignored Xiao Qin and played a bit more basketball.

As class was almost over, I strolled over by the volleyball courts due to boredom and watched the class leader and Xiong YaoYue play.

Xiong YaoYues foot had already fully healed. What an extraordinary healing ability, is she an earthworm? Would she become two of her if I split her in half?

Xiong YaoYue moved nimbly on the court and didnt hesitate when it came to hitting the ball and was especially fierce during spikes. A perfect example of a tomboy.

As for the class leaders volleyball skills, I could only see:

The class leaders breasts, the class leaders breasts, the class leaders breasts, the class leaders breasts, the class leaders breasts, the class leaders breasts….

Whats going on, Xiao Qins words left a strong impression on me. I kept staring at the class leaders breast trying to figure out if she was going no bra and wearing a pasty.

Eunuch Cao came up from behind and offered a tissue to me with both his hands.

“Master, please use this.”

“Huh, why are you giving me a tissue?”

“Master, youre drooling…”

As I was wiping up my drool, the bell rang and for some reason Eunuch Cao ran away. In an instant, the class leader had already walked up to me while holding a volleyball.

Although I knew it was a bad situation, I couldnt control my eyes, and the only thing I was thinking was:

The class leaders breasts, the class leaders breasts, the class leaders breasts…

Huh, there doesnt seem to be a shell-shaped pasty.

“Did you know girls can feel a perverts gaze?”

“Im not a pervert.” I denied it while hiding the drool covered tissue behind my back.

“Then why are you staring at my breasts?”

“Im only curious…”

“Do you also stare at other people like this on the streets?”

“No, other people dont have shell-shaped breasts….”

Ah, the class leader struck me square on the face with the volleyball, then she turned around with a flick of her hair. In the time she turned, I could see the slight outline of bra straps under her sportswear.

Shes clearly wearing a bra. I fell for Xiao Qins tricks again and lowered the class leaders impression of me again.

I tried to correct myself to the class leader:

“Its all Xiao Qins fault. I thought you werent wearing a bra…”

The second consecutive volleyball strike and this time I got a nosebleed. I was able to personally experience the might of the class leaders spikes. It looks like theres a high chance of class 2-3 taking home the win.

I went to the infirmary to ask Chen YingRan for some cotton swabs and found Xiao Qin was already there having a delightful conversation with Chen YingRan.

“Ah, whys Ye Lin classmates nose bleeding?” Xiao Qin jumped up and came closer to take a look, “I already told you to not be so perverted or it will be dangerous!”

I glared at her.

I got nosebleed because I listened to your lies! Did you want the class leader to get mad at me on purpose? Im never going to believe your words from now on.

After plugging my nose with cotton swabs, I noticed Chen YingRan was reading a newspaper with shocking headlines: “Fu Jian women molests 4 year old boy and kissed his dick until swollen”.

“Kissing a 4 year old, how inhumane.” Chen YingRan criticized with self-righteousness.

So is it considered human when you kiss a 14 year old?

When I returned to the classroom, someone had slipped a note in my desk: “Im returning the gift card, dont think you can take advantage of me by giving me benefits.”

Next to the slip was the ¥500 gift card I won last Friday with the class leader. It was sitting there quietly as if it was ridiculing me.

I looked at the class leader and she was studying intently and didnt even look at me.

Xiao Qin, on the other hand, was abnormally happy.