The little celebrity was dumbfounded by his cry, “Hey, even I haven’t cried yet, what are you crying for?”

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The young master glared at him with teary eyes, crying louder and louder.
The onlookers who were previously watching from a distance were now gathering around them.

The little celebrity could no longer maintain his composure.

No matter what, he was considered a celebrity in the past.
The only thing he couldn’t stand was this kind of humiliation, especially when he hasn’t died yet!

The little celebrity restrained his expression and dragged the cash-for-crash scammer into the car, put on his seatbelt, and focused on driving forward.
It was only when he drove to the riverbank that he felt troubled.
After all, he couldn’t take this person along in the car to feed the fish1.

He turned to glare at the little young master, and the other was looking back at him with tears on his face.

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They spoke at the same time, “You…”

The little young master: “You go first.”

The little celebrity took off his mask and rubbed his face.
“It’s better if you go first.”

He could only continue with his fervent mission to meet death once he waited for this person to finish speaking and kicked him out of the car.

That expression of disdain made the little young master shiver, but he plucked up the courage to finish speaking, “This river is not very suitable for suicide.”

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The little celebrity: “…?”

The little young master: “There are snakes in the river, and they bite people.
Last time I jumped in, they scared me into swimming back ashore…”

The little celebrity’s hand that was holding the steering wheel froze.
“Really?”

“Why would I lie to you?”

The little young master did not want to pour cold water on the other person’s plans, but his first suicide attempt half a month ago had left him a psychological shadow of jumping into the river, and he was extremely afraid the little celebrity would disregard everything and decide to rush straight down together with him.

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The little celebrity hesitated.
Getting eaten by fish after death and getting bitten to death by snakes were two very different things, and he was afraid of pain.

Thinking about whether he should just forget about today, the little young master stared at the left side of his face that exposed a finger-long scar.
Looking again and again at the five features that gave him a sense of déjà vu, he wanted to say something but kept hesitating: “Have I… Are you… “

The little celebrity: “?”

The little young master: “Haven’t I eaten your melons before2?”

The little celebrity: “…”

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Die! He must die today! Whoever doesn’t allow him to die, he’ll lose his temper at them!

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Translator’s Notes:

Feed the fish doesn’t literally mean feed the fish here! It means like to die and I guess the corpse gets eaten by the fish? A Chinese internet slang.
The rough English equivalent would be ‘sipping tea’ but you wouldn’t usually say ‘have’t I sipped your tea before’ so left it as the original.
More context here: Eating Melons – China Digital Space (chinadigitaltimes.net)

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