Epic of Goblin

Reborn as a GOBLIN?!

”Yes you will do, you will be the one to rise up and conquer the universe. ”

The man whos looks would bring anyone to insanity said while looking over a world thats in the lower chaste of the universe, classified as a non-entry one.

Said planet was small compared to the rest, blue and green covering it and the main inhabitants are humans.

”To think this small lower class planet will actually have someone such as him, its truly a miracle. ”

”With you my little friend. I will finally be able to go on vacation and enjoy my time muahahaha! ”

The man laughs crazily almost as if he was going to die soon.

”Now then, to make it not look like a god came and took him I have to make it more realistic, curse these planets full of technology. Why can they just use magic or cultivate like every normal planet? Such a waste. ”

”Lets see.. should I kill him by getting ran over by a truck? Or maybe him trying to save a little girl but gets shot by a random bullet? Oh! Maybe I should make him slip on a banana peel. ”

”Yup thats it. Banana peel slipping it is. ”

Down on the small planet.

”Alright then 2+2= what class?! Thats right! 10 ”

Ding Ding Ding!

”Class is over kids, its also time to go home so goodbye! ”

”Finally! ”

”So boring ”

Everyone in the class shouted, however there was this one kid in the corner of the room by the window. Just staring outside with a hand on his cheek.

He was your average boy, medium length dark black hair that covers his eyes, glasses, a average build along with black eyes. A normal boy.

Sigh~ so boring, its always school, go home and eat then repeat. Always the same dang thing everyday. The only escape I have that provides even the little bittest of happiness for me is reading novels, manga and watching anime.

Hahh, it seems its time to go home and do what I usually do, which is read novels. If im not wrong a new chapter was recently posted on the novel ”Epic of a struggling king ” I can wait to read it when I get home!

With that the boy got up and walked out of the school and started going down the street since his house is only a few minutes away from the school.

He got on his phone and started browsing through his social media seeing if anything new has happened.

Huh, so it seems Argentina has won the World Cup huh? Not suprised since Messi is on that team. Bound to win one at some point. Very close game though.


He got a notification from his mom, it was a text saying ”can you please stop by the store and get some milk and some other things for dinner tonight? Hugs and kisses xoxo. ”

As weird as always mother.

He got off his phone and took a turn to go the the store. He got to the store and opened up the doors.

”Hello. ” Said the man behind the counter.

”Back again? ”

”Yeah, just need to pick up a few things. ” This is a normal occurrence, usually picking things up every couple days or so.

Alright I got the milk and the other things Im ready to pay.

He puts his stuff on the counter and pays for it all and walks out.

”Hehehe now is the perfect time to make him die by tripping on a banana peel. ”

While hes walking a inconspicuous banana peel just somehow suddenly falls right in front of where he is going, but he didn see it since hes on his phone so he thus stepped on it and tripped.

Coincidentally when hes falling there is a pile of poop that lands right on his face and he breathes it in and well dies.


”Ahh, but enough of laughing I should probably bring his soul out from the reincarnation cycle and before his memories get wiped. ”

With a casually swipe of his hands the man can be seen opening what seems to be a place where souls are instantly traveling, trillions and even more going through either one of the three tunnels.

”Mmm where are ya little on? Ah! There you are ”

He spots the little soul about to enter the ”become a mentally disabled animal portal. ”

But just before he entered the man got him.

”Alright, lets see here, if im going to reincarnate you to THAT world then you definitely can be the weakest race there which is humans. ”

”Hmmm lets see what race should you be? A giant maybe? Nah definitely not they are to big and ugly and there are many variants of them so can do that. ”

”Can be undead either, there just all bones and have no meat on them. Although powerful and immortal I don think he will like that very much. ”

”Yosh! Lets go with being a weak goblin! Since you died such a pathetic way then lets have you be the most pathetic race of beings ever! ”

”But first lets not reincarnate you on the continent of elfs since that will be too easy will it not? ”

”So Ill reincarnate you onto the continent of monsters, one where thousands of species of monsters live and much more and of course where many dangers lie ahead. ”

”Alright, then lets make sure you get a blessing so your life will be just a tad easier yeah? And lets send you off! ”

With that being done the man sends the soul off to where it will then go and reincarnate.

”Phew~ finally now all I have to do is wait and hopefully he grows strong and doesn die on his journey. ”

Meanwhile the soul is traveling through what seems to be space, with many stars and planets constantly going by. Occasionally you can see some very large beasts eating stars or even planets whole.

It soon made its way to a planet so large that even a few jupiters wouldn even fit in it.

It went through the atmosphere, where there were some very powerful beings lurking but somehow it made its way undetected.

Then it founds its continent and found a cave that has recently birthed many newborn goblins and inhabited one that recently was born.

”Huh? Where am I, what am, I who am I? Didnt I die? Is this hell? Well no matter but that felt like the best nap I have ever had in my life, can I go back to sleep now? ”

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